[Chorus] So you tried to let one off but you pooped yourself There’s not much that you can do You try to play it off, try to mess around Pretend that the joke’s on you But they know what’s uuup, yeah, They know what’s uuup Now you friends are making fun and you feel ashamed Why does this always happen to you [Verse 1] Okay, I just wanted a laugh But instead I got some poop sliding out of my ass Sass, now they all think that I’m weird They smell it in the air, coming from my rear So I run to the bathroom, I get to the door It’s locked, oh no, here comes more It won’t stop, I think I really need a lid I check my pants and there’s no hiding this skid [Chorus] So you tried to let one off but you pooped yourself There’s not much that you can do You try to play it off, try to mess around Pretend that the joke’s on you But they know what’s uuup, yeah, They know what’s uuup Now you friends are making fun and you feel ashamed Why does this always happen to you [Verse 2] Now I’m running through the hallway, oh no it’s my crush She stops me in my traps with her cute blush So she basically stops me on a dime She wants to get my number, now is not the time Now my turd’s sliding down my pants This is not good, oh no I just can’t She looks down at my ancle, only to see A turd sliding past my feeeeeet [Chorus] So you tried to let one off but you pooped yourself There’s not much that you can do You try to play it off, try to mess around Pretend that the joke’s on you But they know what’s uuup, yeah, They know what’s uuup Now you friends are making fun and you feel ashamed Why does this always happen to you [Verse 3] I run home, and undress with my feet I’m hungry, but I’m too disgusted to eat My mum comes in and as she opens the door A turd drops out my pants right onto the floor She turns around, visably in disgust Clearly it seems that she misplaced her trust Oh no what a conversation I’ve caused But I can’t hold it in, so here comes more [Chorus] So you tried to let one off but you pooped yourself There’s not much that you can do You try to play it off, try to mess around Pretend that the joke’s on you But they know what’s uuup, yeah, They know what’s uuup Now you friends are making fun and you feel ashamed Why does this always happen to you